Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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