Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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