Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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