and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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the raccoons are back...
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