Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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