David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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