You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Randomize
