I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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