The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
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AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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