Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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