Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I showed him my bush... on skype.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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