He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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