Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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