Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
