how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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