I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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