I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
smell my finger.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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