Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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