i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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