Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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