i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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