im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He shit in the fireplace
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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