Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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