Well apparently he's into motor boating.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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