its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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