real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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