you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I currently don't understand fingers.
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