normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wish you could order shots online.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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