I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
this will be a night to untag.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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