what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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