wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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