Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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