My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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