I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
nutella sex= disaster
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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