PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.