do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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my poor anus
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂