We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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