The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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