Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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