I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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