she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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