Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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