We are two peas in an std pod
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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