dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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