if you like me you must not know who I am
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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