What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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