Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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