Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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