I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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