This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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