If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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