Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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