Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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