It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I have feelings that need drinking.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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