remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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