You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
