Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Mom said you looked used
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
If its not for food we ain't going out.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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